A very wise old teacher once said: "I consider a day's teaching wasted if we do not all have one hearty laugh." - Gilbert Highet
Patient: Doctor, Doctor I've lost my memory!
Doctor: When did this happen?
Patient: When did what happen?
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Tom, Sam and Harry went to a party. After the party they returned to the hotel. The hotel was 600 stories high.
Unfortunately for them, the elevator was not working. They made a plan for the first 200 stories, Tom will crack jokes.
The second 200 stories Sam will tell a happy story and lastly Harry will tell a sad story.They then started up the steps
After 2 hours it was Harry's turn. He turned to the other two and said "Ok guys, here's my sad story. I forgot the keys downstairs.
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A sloth calls the police to report that he was attacked and robbed by a gang of turtles. When the police ask him to describe the attack, he replies:
"I.....Doooon't.....knoooow...
It... all... happened..... soooooo ... fasssst....."
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There's two muffins in the oven.
One says "Man! Its burning up in here!"
The other one says "Hey look! A talking Muffin!!!"
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Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?
Cover your mouth when you sneeze!
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